Jewie

a person you shall be drawn to because of their jewieness or awesomeness.

He was such a Jewie, i knew i wanted him to be my best friend from the moment i saw him.

by Cp0int1 October 10, 2009

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround

jewie has a long penis

by Jon April 6, 2004

Jewie

Someone who is amazing and a best friend, once you have found your Jewie never let them go because you will beat yourself up over it many times. You'll know if you have a Jewie because they will refer to you as some sort of vegetable.

"Bean Bean!"Cried Jewie

by n0tb34n February 28, 2018

Jewie

Jewie is a common name given to those friends of yours named Louis. They tend to be people exploding with jewness and love gold and money. They often choose the banking side in life as it’s like a magnet to them. Jewie is not a good friend and will be incredibly greedy for all your money.

“I saw jewie working in the bank”
“I hate that jewie cunt”

by Jewiehater69 November 9, 2022

Jeief

A Jewish thief.

That jeief stole my coffee change!

by MFGJokers June 4, 2020

Jeniel

Common conglomeration of the name Jenny and Daniel, particularly popular in parts of Massachusetts and London.

Yo, did you see Jeniel's a thing now. Yeah heard they're married.

by Webmoira September 29, 2017

drop a jewel

Words of wisdom delivered unexpectedly useful and well timed

I had to drop a jewel on her she had no clue of what to do.

by IPman July 17, 2014