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Jewcer
Jewcer by GoslarMittelalterStaufer February 13, 2018
Jewcrat
An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.
Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.
This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.
The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.
Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.
Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.
This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.
The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.
Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.
Thom, how did it go last night at the game?
It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.
Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.
Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.
That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.
It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.
Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.
Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.
That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.
Jewneral
Jewneral by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010
Jewer
1. An individual who's behavior can only qualify as excessively desirous of wealth, profit, etc. to the detriment of other individuals around them.
Originated in Berkeley, .CA 2017
Originated in Berkeley, .CA 2017
Person 1: Has Carter paid you for last night's drinks?
Person 2: Of course not. He's a fucking Jewer!
Person 2: Of course not. He's a fucking Jewer!
Jewer by TheDeekyBlinders January 3, 2018
Jewneric
A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.
Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch
Jewneric by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010
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