jewcum

Jewcum is a chines national sport where younge men gather around a Jew and the last one to cum on him has to eat him

do you want to play Jewcum whit me

by Cumcool October 20, 2023

jewcumber

A circumsized (and Jewish) penis.

Golda: "Oooo-eee! That's the biggest jewcumber I've ever seen!"

by Zahava bat Hadassah January 29, 2008

Jewcumber

Another word for a kosher pickle.

Guy1: Man, did you go to that jewish party yesterday?
Guy2: No but I heard all the food was kosher.
Guy1: Yea, I think the Jewcumbers were expired.

by Kris Hall December 6, 2006

Jencum

A drug produced by fermenting human urine and feces in a bottle. A balloon is put over the bottle and it is all let sit in the sun. After a few days "cooking" the user removes the now vapor filled balloon and huffs the vapors, leading to a trip-like experience.

Common slang - Chim-chim, Butt Hash and Thai Fighting.

The Jencum is almost ready, lets give it to Larry.

by Mufahsa April 2, 2011

jewcut

a word used to described a threatening action. To cut/stab/slice someone in their penis

if you dont shut up, im going to jewcut you.

by Jasen B July 30, 2010

Jewbump

When two Jews bang fists against each other in ethnic solidarity.

'I gave him a jewbump after the rally.'

by supd March 22, 2010

jewummer

Derived from the combination of the three words Jewish Insane Drummer the jewummer is habitual to CT and can be seen at locations such as the Empress or Webster.
Very protective of themselves when there Jewish Inhertinace is insulted but this does not refrain them form eating pork and pork products

"I saw a Jewummer at this club the other night he was playing in this band called The Morning After"

by Sharpie February 5, 2005