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Jewcum is a chines national sport where younge men gather around a Jew and the last one to cum on him has to eat him
do you want to play Jewcum whit me
jewcum by Cumcool October 20, 2023
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jewcumber 

Golda: "Oooo-eee! That's the biggest jewcumber I've ever seen!"
jewcumber by Zahava bat Hadassah January 29, 2008

Jewcumber 

Another word for a kosher pickle.
Guy1: Man, did you go to that jewish party yesterday?
Guy2: No but I heard all the food was kosher.
Guy1: Yea, I think the Jewcumbers were expired.
Jewcumber by Kris Hall December 6, 2006
A drug produced by fermenting human urine and feces in a bottle. A balloon is put over the bottle and it is all let sit in the sun. After a few days "cooking" the user removes the now vapor filled balloon and huffs the vapors, leading to a trip-like experience.

Common slang - Chim-chim, Butt Hash and Thai Fighting.
The Jencum is almost ready, lets give it to Larry.
Jencum by Mufahsa April 2, 2011
a word used to described a threatening action. To cut/stab/slice someone in their penis
if you dont shut up, im going to jewcut you.
jewcut by Jasen B July 30, 2010
When two Jews bang fists against each other in ethnic solidarity.
'I gave him a jewbump after the rally.'
Jewbump by supd March 22, 2010

jewummer 

Derived from the combination of the three words Jewish Insane Drummer the jewummer is habitual to CT and can be seen at locations such as the Empress or Webster.
Very protective of themselves when there Jewish Inhertinace is insulted but this does not refrain them form eating pork and pork products
"I saw a Jewummer at this club the other night he was playing in this band called The Morning After"
jewummer by Sharpie February 5, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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