jewcumber 

A circumsized (and Jewish) penis.

Golda: "Oooo-eee! That's the biggest jewcumber I've ever seen!"

jewcumber by Zahava bat Hadassah January 29, 2008

Jewcumber 

Another word for a kosher pickle.

Guy1: Man, did you go to that jewish party yesterday?
Guy2: No but I heard all the food was kosher.
Guy1: Yea, I think the Jewcumbers were expired.

Jewcumber by Kris Hall December 6, 2006

jewtuber 

A youtuber who joins a minecraft server only to raise its queue times by ten million percent

FitMC...the biggest jewtuber of them all.

jewtuber by InvaderInvader September 3, 2020

JWCuber 

A small Minecraft youtuber known for his iconic DeityWar videos famously featuring and pioneering the idea of a HandCam in his videos to show off his superior fighting ability against his foes. (Although I do digress, he has painfully small hands.) He also does celebrity impressions such as bran_bash and Xeaus. He is infamous for his unmistakable "hey guys" whisper at the beginning of every video. His once humble channel is now averaging several thousand views on each new video he posts. #CuberNeverDies

"Yo bro, the JWCuber guy? hes pretty neat isnt he?"

"nah man wtf? you good?"

"ah right, my bad"

JWCuber by awesomesauce601 June 20, 2022

jacumberate 

the act of squirting fruity juices

I am going to jacumberate all over your bithes face.

jacumberate by Krazy Dan December 31, 2007

jewummer 

Derived from the combination of the three words Jewish Insane Drummer the jewummer is habitual to CT and can be seen at locations such as the Empress or Webster.
Very protective of themselves when there Jewish Inhertinace is insulted but this does not refrain them form eating pork and pork products

"I saw a Jewummer at this club the other night he was playing in this band called The Morning After"

jewummer by Sharpie February 5, 2005

jewuberovahere 

The Way someone with a thick Boston accent asks "Did you Uber Over Here"

Hey Billy Jewuberovahere?

jewuberovahere by AIdsVirus69420 November 7, 2019