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Jerkumcision
when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.
The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.
Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012
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Jercum • Jewcumber • Jencum • Jercules • jerdumpkin • Jerkumcision • jerkumfizz • Jerkumnavigate • jerkumsiced • jerkumstance
jewcumber
jewcumber by Zahava bat Hadassah January 29, 2008
Jewcumber
Another word for a kosher pickle.
Jencum
A drug produced by fermenting human urine and feces in a bottle. A balloon is put over the bottle and it is all let sit in the sun. After a few days "cooking" the user removes the now vapor filled balloon and huffs the vapors, leading to a trip-like experience.
Common slang - Chim-chim, Butt Hash and Thai Fighting.
Common slang - Chim-chim, Butt Hash and Thai Fighting.
jerumpkin shrapnel
A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.
After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.
jerumpkin shrapnel by Antler* February 29, 2008
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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