Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
A series of young adult novels written by IsraeR.L. Stein, Jewsbumps chronicles nightmarish events leading up to the end of Jewish control over Hollywood, world finances, and weather control.
Jewsbumps are not just books, they’re a guideline on what not to do when around antisemites. “Anne Frank gives Jewsbumps 4 stars of David. She would give her two cents but she really needs the money.”
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.