by I didn't make this up January 05, 2009

Jake experienced jewbilation at his barmitzvah when he realized that all the money he received from his grandparent's could be used for all his petty desires.
by Collin de Wit June 25, 2007

Having a ruling in Shylock's favor might indeed have made HIM jewbilant, but said lucrative decision would have been totally unjust, since it would have made several OTHER FOLKS decidedly UNhappy, and caused them untold agonies, undeserved harm, and excessive hardship.
by QuacksO April 10, 2023
