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jewbilant 

How Shylock hoped to feel after his infamous court hearing.
Having a ruling in Shylock's favor might indeed have made HIM jewbilant, but said lucrative decision would have been totally unjust, since it would have made several OTHER FOLKS decidedly UNhappy, and caused them untold agonies, undeserved harm, and excessive hardship.
jewbilant by QuacksO April 10, 2023
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jewbilation 

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.
Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

Jubilant 

Jubilant is an expression of great joy. When you are feeling joyful the best way to express it is to flip a jubilant crepe almost to the ceiling or conduct an imaginary orchestra. ubreal2
When you realize that you still have some marmite left in the cupboard you feel jubilant
Jubilant by ubreal2 January 2, 2012

Jubilant Guava 

When a man slaps the vagina with his testicles with enthusiasm causing him to prematurely ejaculate
Ex) Last night my man went for the Jubilant Guava and I swear some of it went up my nose

Jubilant Kwanza 

A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!
Jubilant Kwanza by Jackson Chau December 9, 2008
famous jewbians include Peaches, Judy Gold, Janis Ian, Julie Goldman, Sandra Bernhard, Ilene Chaiken, Lesléa Newman, etc.
jewbian by stevemcquee July 3, 2011

Jubilant Kwanza 

A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!
Jubilant Kwanza by Jackson Chau December 12, 2008