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is a word used by one of my mates to describe me, I'm Jewish you see, it ain't offencive but it means that you are annoyed with the person you are calling it. it's like dick'ed but variated, you can swap the word for other things too.

sammie : oi, jew'ed?! wuu2?

me: eeewww, shut up you fucking shit'ed! fine, not up to much. just fucking yah mam!

sammie : jew'ed.

jew'ed by Becki offa MySpazz August 21, 2008

edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.

i want to pull a edward jew on you.

edward jew by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023

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Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Food Jewed by vulgarqt May 9, 2018

jewedakurr

a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.

Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.

jewedakurr by Nick October 31, 2004

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1933 Jewed

The act of being "burned, roasted, gassed, and flamed" referring to the Holocaust.

Dang Timmy you just got 1933 Jewed by Eugene over there!

1933 Jewed by EugeneAK47 June 13, 2017

jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.

"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "

jewed in the back by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024

Jewed

To jew something

Hey! Look at that big nosed individual, he jewed my wallet 2 minutes ago! Somebody stop him before he sells it for an excessive amount of money!

Jewed by JoeNotJew. April 20, 2025

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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