Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt March 4, 2018

food jew

someone that never shares their food

a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!

by froobinator September 27, 2006

Jew Food

Goldfish brand chedder snack crackers, this is attributed to the overall "cheapness" of the product.

To keep the hungy children from rioting, we gave them jew food. This kept them happy and saved us money.

by TST-3M October 19, 2009