Jewed
Hey! Look at that big nosed individual, he jewed my wallet 2 minutes ago! Somebody stop him before he sells it for an excessive amount of money!
Jewed by JoeNotJew. April 20, 2025
jewed in the back
When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
jewed in the back by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024
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Food Jewed
When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.
Food Jewed by vulgarqt May 9, 2018
1933 Jewed
1933 Jewed by EugeneAK47 June 13, 2017
Screwed and jewed
Screwed and jewed by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
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Merry Jebediah
The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.
"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.
Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022
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