Jethronian

Jeth*ro*ni*an
noun 1. A member of a Jethronian Sect.
adj. 2. Of, relating to, or being of various professional lifestyles, whose members seek to be filled with PBR, and reconnect with nature.

A group of friends that stay at a cabin, ride 4-wheelers, DRINK LOTS OF PBR, canoe, dabble in pyromania in Jethro, Arkansas, hence Jethronians.

I am disappearing into the great outdoors with the Jethronians...if I am not back in a week, don't come looking for me.

by Fellow Jethronian June 6, 2011

jetsonian

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.

We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.

by jetsonian March 31, 2003

Jethromancer

Someone who alternates between normal and redneck-speak, depending on the situation and usually when intoxicated.

Someone who can summon their inner-hillbilly in response to a situation, but isn't actually a hillbilly.

When I get drunk, I start to talk with a southern accent, but I'm originally from the North. It's like I'm a Jethromancer or something!

Let him talk to that ornery group; he's a Jethromancer like that.

by Roachman5000 October 21, 2012