jesuswalk 

A really long walk, like the kind people in Jesus' times had to make because they didn't have Hondas yet.

Steve: "Man I was just going to the corner store but I decided to keep walking and was out for 2 hours!"
Jim: "Damn, quite a jesuswalk there!"

jesuswalk by tropez December 4, 2010

jesusmaker 

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".

I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.

jesusmaker by drew buryme June 12, 2009

jesus walk 

a long journey that can only be done by walking

bloke1: "sup man I had to do a jesus walk from seven sisters to ponders end"

bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"

jesus walk by slim keeno July 16, 2005

Holy JesusCakes! 

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

Holy JesusCakes! by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

Jesusball

A Jesusball is like a ghetto version of a speedball, though the two are qualitatively different, and one isn't meant to be seen as inferior to the other. Jesusballs come out of San Francisco culture and are comprised of DXM and Safrole (nutmeg). To properly do one, you'd first take a medium dose of nutmeg (say 12.5g) and wait four hours. Then, you'd do a medium dose of DXM (say 300mg). This time schedule ensures a very pleasurable, distinct trip that's intense yet manageable.

It's important to capitalize the word out of respect for Jesus, a crazy tripper who would've done this out in the desert if he'd only had the chance.

"Scarlett, if church is really boring you that much just do a jesusball beforehand ;-)"

Jesusball by Allen James February 22, 2009

Jesuswalker

An individual, or group of people that walk on faith through the byways towns and cities, reminding people that Jesus is Lord to the Glory of God (YAH) the Father, usually by a sign attached to both their chest and back. They walk on faith, worship in both spirit and truth, as the Apostles of old. Known for sleeping under bridges , fields, and using freight trains to travel between towns. They pray against enemy strong holds, praying over individuals, casting out demonic spirits, and sharing everything. Jesus walkers travel year around despite weather conditions, and in the last decade , the Jesus Walker movement has spread to several countries and almost every state in America.

I saw a Jesuswalker praying over somebody today in front of the gas station.

Jesuswalker by WtSherman March 4, 2026

jesushack 

BEST PVPER ONG 0B KING 6A6K KING

jesushack is god

jesushack by jesushack August 25, 2023