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jesushack is god
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#1 gamer (was not groomed)
jesushack on top
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#1 PVPER WAS NOT GROOMED
EZZZZZ JESUSHACK
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jesusmaker

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".
I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.
by drew buryme June 12, 2009
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jesusfuckingchrist

A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.

Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.
by rockythecat December 5, 2009
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Jesusfucker

1. One who fucks Jesus
2. An ass hole; Douchebag; etc.
3. A particularly delicious chocolate cake from Chili's
"Man that cake was such a jesusfucker! Why don't we go to Chili's more often?"

"Shut up! God, you're such a Jesusfucker!"
by sarah is radd March 26, 2009
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jesusfuck

A curse word and highly irresponsible interjection.

(apologies to all you religious types, but it IS used every now and then...)
Mr A: Hey, man, catch!
Mr B: OH JESUSFUCK! *SMACK*
by Garnet Red September 28, 2004
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