Jesusball

A Jesusball is like a ghetto version of a speedball, though the two are qualitatively different, and one isn't meant to be seen as inferior to the other. Jesusballs come out of San Francisco culture and are comprised of DXM and Safrole (nutmeg). To properly do one, you'd first take a medium dose of nutmeg (say 12.5g) and wait four hours. Then, you'd do a medium dose of DXM (say 300mg). This time schedule ensures a very pleasurable, distinct trip that's intense yet manageable.

It's important to capitalize the word out of respect for Jesus, a crazy tripper who would've done this out in the desert if he'd only had the chance.

"Scarlett, if church is really boring you that much just do a jesusball beforehand ;-)"

Jesusball by Allen James February 22, 2009

jesuszilla 

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

jesuszilla by Jack September 20, 2004

East Jesusville 

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

East Jesusville by mschne7 June 29, 2009

jesusbanger 

An overly religious person who stresses his views onto others whether they like it or not. The difference between a 'jesusbanger' and a person with religion is that a 'jesusbanger' feels that anything conflicting their views should be against the law and states this profusely or takes care of the offense by themself. (See also, 'bible thumper.')

Probably derived from 'gangbanger' as both terms are used to refer to a person or thug who has an overly aggressive personality and certain views which they enforce.

Don't let Jaime come in here during the party. He's a jesusbanger and he's just waiting for an excuse to start something.

jesusbanger by ginandcoke August 24, 2010

Jesusblock

When you've been raised by a highly religious family and are extremely down bad, that you made poor sexual decisions.

This man had so much Jesusblock he got his girl pregnant.

Jesusblock by Todaisyourdad February 28, 2022

Jesusville

Jacksonville, Florida, USA

The City Hall of Jacksonville Florida is at a location on Church Street from which if you go East you will encounter a row of 5 churches within 6 blocks, each church of a different Christian denomination. Right across the street from the City of Jacksonville's City Hall is First Baptist Church of Jacksonville, which has over 28,000 registered members, making it the third largest church in the second largest Christian denomination, but that's not even the largest church in Jesusville. In 2004, Jesusville had an estimated population of only 777,777 even though it is the largest city in America *geographically*. The actual shape of Jesusville resembles Jesus crying, with the tears forming Saint John's River. The St. John's River is one of the few rivers in the world that seems to go against gravity, flowing *away* from the equator.

It won't be long until Jacksonville legally changes it's name to Jesusville, then we'll get to see the ACLU throw a hissy-fit. :-)

Jesusville by Rev. Thomas S. Painter (Republican) May 13, 2006

Jesusfilled 

adj.) filled with Jesusness

Thats disgusting. Christmas is a holy Jesusfilled holiday that shouldnt be tainted w/ dead bear heads as presents. how dare you >:|

Jesusfilled by TheBearWrastler November 10, 2010