jesusiest

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.

That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met

jesusiest by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011

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Jesusist

A person who worships Jesus Christ and follows His teachings, but who has renounced the religion built around Him as disparate and hypocritical.

A Christian bases their paradoxical belief system on a Bible that contradicts itself, while a Jesusist's belief system is based solely on the words and deeds of the New Testament Christ.

Jesusist by Vantonia January 9, 2017

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jesuscentric

Refers to something that is Jesus friendly or Christian approved.

Kitty: That Bible is so Jesuscentric!
Patrick: Thanks,

jesuscentric by Ricky H July 30, 2006

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Jesusness

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.

Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.

Jesusness by Allen75 July 10, 2010