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Jesusness 

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
Jesusness by Allen75 July 10, 2010
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Jesusness 

A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"
Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness
Jesusness by Dana Kanto April 14, 2008
I super amazing peron, who loves life and people. Sometimes she'll be down but she can always make other people smile. No matter what she knows her friends will always have her back, and even if shes short, she can still kick some ass. When shes down you know you have to make her smile. If someone hurts her bestfriends, that someone is getting a punch in the face. Everyone loves her, and everyone knows it.
did you see Jeunesse today?' ' YA! shes so sweet!' 'I know! shes amazing
Jeunesse by EloiseForever6 November 6, 2010

Jesseness 

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"
Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005

Jesseness 

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005
Jeunesse is someone who's down to explore, and have fun with friends. She puts her friends happiness before her own which makes her so special. She's beautiful in her own ways even if she says she hates everything about herself. She's short but that won't stop her to do anything. Talk shit about her friends? Oh you bet she will go up to you and straighten things up. She's sweet and cares about everyone and remains to keep a smile on her face, no matter the circumstances. Don't do her wrong though, she will drop you hella fast. She can't stand spending the whole day doing nothing. She loves to make jokes, go to the beach, and draw. If you meet a Jeunesse, be friends with her you won't regret it!!!!!
That girl over there is always doing something with her life.

Oh you must be talking about Jeunesse!
jeunesse by Ashley175 May 4, 2017

jesusiest 

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.
That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met
jesusiest by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011
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