Definitions by Allen75
SOPA that shit
To delete, censor, or block something.
Has to do with the shitty law that the "wonderful" American government is trying to pass.
Has to do with the shitty law that the "wonderful" American government is trying to pass.
Guy 1: That fucker keeps posting dumb shit on my wall.
Guy 2: SOPA that shit.
Someone starts shit on your Facebook - SOPA it.
Comment making fun of you? SOPA that shit.
Guy 2: SOPA that shit.
Someone starts shit on your Facebook - SOPA it.
Comment making fun of you? SOPA that shit.
SOPA that shit by Allen75 January 24, 2012
gang poke
When a fuckton of people poke you on Facebook. Like a gangbang, but instead of dicks you get annoying fingers.
Poor Stan is being gang poked by all 845,000 of his Facebook friends.
Dani is being poked by all of the high school boys. Those gang poke sessions are devastating.
Being gang poked, not fun. Gang poking someone else, lots of fun.
Dani is being poked by all of the high school boys. Those gang poke sessions are devastating.
Being gang poked, not fun. Gang poking someone else, lots of fun.
read the title
When the title suffices for both the subject and description.
Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Email Subject: I really need help with clearing out the stoners at ThunderRidge.
Body Text: Read the title.
Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.
Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
Body Text: Read the title.
Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.
Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
read the title by Allen75 August 7, 2010
Jesusness
To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.
Akin to Jesus.
Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Akin to Jesus.
Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.
They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.
Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.
Pirating is Jesusness.
Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!
That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.
Miscellaneous:
Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!
Jim: It's Jesusness.
Bob: It's the same thing.
Jim: True dat.
Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.
Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.
They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.
Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.
Pirating is Jesusness.
Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!
That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.
Miscellaneous:
Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!
Jim: It's Jesusness.
Bob: It's the same thing.
Jim: True dat.
Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.
Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
new mattress effect
When that new mattress feels like a cloud and you want to sleep all the time.
Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Bob: When I got my new mattress I put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.
Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.
Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.
Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.
Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.
Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
new mattress effect by Allen75 June 16, 2010
no contest
Usually used when comparing things in a funny way.
One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.
Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.
One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.
Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.
That bitch and this bitch? No contest my man. This bitch is the shit.
Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.
Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.
Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.
Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.
no contest by Allen75 June 7, 2010
blacklist
To be denied services/participation from certain activities. Usually caused by disagreeable acts against a person, government, or something stupid you did.
Jim's Story:
After getting out of prison, Jimmy couldn't get a job anywhere but McDonalds. He felt he was blacklisted from any work other than crime or a McJob, so he went back to crime by stealing their chicken nuggets.
After getting out of prison, Jimmy couldn't get a job anywhere but McDonalds. He felt he was blacklisted from any work other than crime or a McJob, so he went back to crime by stealing their chicken nuggets.