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Jessý is a superhuman that runs on caffeine and nicotine. Her natural habitat is VR-II. She’s a 100% bad bitch (the bad bitch lizzos refers to in her songs). Jessý also greatly appreciates the male body.
Jessý don’t need no sleep, she’s a superhuman!
jessý by Baggalicious October 7, 2020
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Jessy is a nice girl, you can laugh with her and is very attractive. She is not shy and says what she thinks. When she don't like you, she can be a bitch. But she also can be your best friend. When she says that she loves you, she really does. She is very beautiful and is nearly a brunette with brown eyes. She is very social and secure about herself. She likes go go out with her friends. Love her and keep her. You won't find a Jessy anymore when you have lost her.
Everyone : "Jessy is awesome. Be like Jessy!!"
Jessy by bbexbb June 15, 2016
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Jessy is literally a love goddess. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to be with her. Everyone in her school worships her, every guy in her school has a major crush on her. She is know for her big, green eyes, silky perfect hair, amazing and hot sense of style, and her adorable bubbly, sassy personality. If your rude to her, she will be a bitch to you and don't worry, she always gets revenge but not right away. She plots, plans, dwells and when the time is right, she goes in for the kill so watch your back and don't mess with this chick. Jessy is super badass and a total flirt. She falls in love very easily but always pulls herself out and breaks her love interests heart because she has been hurt badly in previous relationships. Jessy is the most gorgeous, perfect looking person you will ever meet. She has big boobs and a big booty. She is the most loyal friend ever and you can trust her with all your secrets. Jessy literally looks like she fell from heaven, she's totally sexy and often sassy. She is the biggest, cutest flirt you will ever meet. Jessy is someone you should worship.
Dayumm that girl *Jessy is a total hottie!

Shit, that *Jessy will totally freak your heart when you fall in love with her!
Jessy by Persomdefintionsiioop8 December 28, 2014
Jessy is a nice girl, you can laugh with her and is very attractive. She is not shy and says what she thinks. When she don't like you, she can be a bitch. But she also can be your best friend. When she says that she loves you, she really does. She is very beautiful and is mostly a brunette with blue eyes. She is very social and secure about herself. She likes go go out with her friends. Love her and keep her. You won't find a Jessy anymore when you have lost her.
Girl : i think Jessy doesn't like me. She is a bitch to me now for a while.

Another girl : i think so to. But i think she is right.
Jessy by Sausage1233 September 19, 2013
Jessy is a really funny guy he always makes you feel happy and when you see his smile you face lights up he always is making you laugh and smile he loves you so much
Jessy funny handsome nice person
Jessy by Gorgina May 15, 2018
A lazy fuck
"Hey Jessy ya lazy fuck"
Jessy by Jhumphries681 November 3, 2018
Jessy is a very laid back person. He's really awesome to talk to and can make girls smile. He's short, has wavy brown hair and has an attractive face. He thinks he's going to be forever alone with cats but we all know hes not. And last but not least he has an amazing smile.
Jessy is so awesome! Who wouldn't want to be his friend?
Jessy by IndigoTurtles November 29, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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