jerned 

To be tricked. Dupped or in other words bamboozeled.

Dude#1: Bro that guy just jerned me,

Dude#2: whachu mean bro?
Dude#1: he told me he was totally gonna buy us some beers.
Dude#2: ah huh and what happ?
Dude#1: well if i knew we wouldnt be here talking about it we'd be drinking beers...

jerned by Spwn September 4, 2020

Jerzed 

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"

Jerzed by therealSHAC November 27, 2009

Jereding 

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.

I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.

Jereding by s geezy July 6, 2010

Jerked Around

Being placed into unreasonable situations generally for the benefit or amusement of someone else. This often occurs as punishment for minor transgressions or a simple faux pas.

"Man when Travis applied for a new job and then was denied a promotion because of it, he was jerked around. Those bitch managers need to get laid and stop messing with peoples lives."

Jerked Around by jclv1000 October 1, 2008

jerved 

Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.

Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.

Lil Rea: what happend next?

Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"

or

Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?

Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!

jerved by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009

jerted 

When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.

"Damn my hand just jerted"
"Lilly jerted her hand away from Kevin's penis in anticipation "

jerted by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017

Jeredy 

The guy who owns a bunch of dogs. The guy who has boots. The guy who literally lost his left eye.

Jeredy owns boots

Jeredy by totally not that color person April 23, 2021