Dude#1: Bro that guy just jerned me,
Dude#2: whachu mean bro?
Dude#1: he told me he was totally gonna buy us some beers.
Dude#2: ah huh and what happ?
Dude#1: well if i knew we wouldnt be here talking about it we'd be drinking beers...
Dude#2: whachu mean bro?
Dude#1: he told me he was totally gonna buy us some beers.
Dude#2: ah huh and what happ?
Dude#1: well if i knew we wouldnt be here talking about it we'd be drinking beers...
by Spwn September 4, 2020
Get the jerned mug.To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.
Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"
Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"
Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"
Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
by therealSHAC November 27, 2009
Get the Jerzed mug.Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.
Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.
Everyone is doing it.
Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.
Everyone is doing it.
by s geezy July 6, 2010
Get the Jereding mug.Being placed into unreasonable situations generally for the benefit or amusement of someone else. This often occurs as punishment for minor transgressions or a simple faux pas.
"Man when Travis applied for a new job and then was denied a promotion because of it, he was jerked around. Those bitch managers need to get laid and stop messing with peoples lives."
by jclv1000 October 1, 2008
Get the Jerked Around mug.Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.
Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
or
Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
or
Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009
Get the jerved mug.When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.
by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017
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