jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.

a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.

by Brad April 18, 2004

Jeaned

Manual stimulation of the male genitals through jeans or other pants

“I just got jeaned last night”

by GetJeaned May 17, 2022

Jeaned rips

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

by Steven the cone February 24, 2020

Sea-Jeaned

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.

Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*

by Carleysguy August 23, 2021

Natalie Jeaned

When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.

Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned

Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?

First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 October 8, 2018

Jeanette

One true friend. If you're a little nerdy she's your go-to girl. She doesn't take crap from people and is as real as it gets. She is understanding and will give good advice. She can be shy at things she thinks she's not good at. Just give her time and keep encouraging her. She's the kind of girl you can be yourself around. Shes goofy and a lot of fun. She's one true friend.

Girl 1: I heard a Jeanette just moved to town!
Girl 2: I know! I totally want to be her friend!
Girl 1: Me too!

by IceHockey1835 December 15, 2014

Juaned

When a girl you have made plans to go on a date with bails on you last minute.

Bro, i just got juaned again. She said Her pet got sick

by gsep34 February 15, 2019