shawn's definitions

dogpaw

A dogpaw is a mans penis that is covered in thick hair all the way up to the head of the penis.

Damn, it's time to shave the dogpaw again

by Shawn June 17, 2006

SoaP

Abbreviation for the movie Snakes on a Plane.

Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!

by Shawn August 28, 2006

slayer

How does one describe Slayer? There is no definition for Slayer. Probably because Slayer doesn't belong in something as politically correct as a dictionary.

Death loves final embrace
Your cool tenderness
Memories keep love alive
Memories will never die

by shawn July 16, 2008

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

Wench

a beautiful women who engages particularly in duties concerning domestic affairs, kitchen cleaning, or ale serving

the object of a pirate's affection

usually found in sea faring ports, in the back of the kitchen scrubbing pots, passed out under a pirate ship's deck, or tending to the wash.

Yaaar!! Call over the tavern wench. Me ale bucket needs a filling. And while you're there, tell 'er that she should clean out the stain she left on my bed sheets last night. Arrrr!

by shawn April 8, 2005

fumping

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"

by Shawn May 7, 2005

import

See Nissan.

Hey can I run my domestic on your dyno? Sorry man, that Nissan just overloaded the circuits.

by Shawn October 13, 2003