108 definitions by shawn

Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

by shawn June 11, 2004

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by shawn January 10, 2005

jerkess

A female version of a Jerk.

That girl flipped me off, what a jerkess!

by shawn August 8, 2004

slayer

How does one describe Slayer? There is no definition for Slayer. Probably because Slayer doesn't belong in something as politically correct as a dictionary.

Death loves final embrace
Your cool tenderness
Memories keep love alive
Memories will never die

by shawn June 12, 2005

import

See Nissan.

Hey can I run my domestic on your dyno? Sorry man, that Nissan just overloaded the circuits.

by shawn October 13, 2003

banana butt sex

when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.

I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!

by shawn May 27, 2004