shawn's definitions

Jewel

Jewel= Goddess

Jewel is a Goddess.

by Shawn January 23, 2004

Shrubs

Its another word for a party
its a North London slang

oi are u lot goin 2 dat "shrubs" 2nite?

by shawn July 28, 2003

SoaP

Abbreviation for the movie Snakes on a Plane.

Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!

by Shawn August 28, 2006

The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by Shawn January 10, 2005

o.o;

1. L0LZ NIGGA U DUN ATE MY CHEESE SAMMICH.
2. See cmcand vote thumbs up.

Bill: o.o;;
Ted: o.o;;

by Shawn July 24, 2004

neckdrape

a mullet;
the flap of hair that hangs down, like a mudflap, that effectively covers the douchecan's back neck preventing sunburn and picking up women!

Damn, it is 2004 and my brother still has that tired ass neckdrape! If he ever cuts that off, he will need some SPF 300 to protect his neck...

by shawn January 17, 2004

eyg

A common typo of "wtf."

You: Dude, eyg?
Person: o.o; cmc

by Shawn August 1, 2004