108 definitions by shawn

jerkess

A female version of a Jerk.

That girl flipped me off, what a jerkess!

by shawn August 8, 2004

draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!

1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?

by shawn June 2, 2004

hatrack

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

by shawn October 6, 2004

F.A.N.I.T.A.

Abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga In The Ass.

man i wanna F.A.N.I.T.A. so badly, it hurts.

by shawn May 27, 2004

curb monkeys

Groupies to the motorcycle world , these are the girls who line the curbs waiting for guys to take them for a ride.

The guy on the v-rod gets alot of booty from the curb monkeys.

by shawn December 31, 2004

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.

Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".

by shawn December 23, 2004