shawn's definitions

Turbonegro

a really fast black person

every black person you've ever met

by shawn March 16, 2005

Stuckshift

A fucker who is very populer with the women.

Dave is such a stuckshift, everyone hates him, but the ladies.

by Shawn December 25, 2003

soy bean

A girl beyond beautifulness. A girl who is smart, healthy, (preferably a vegetarian) and cares about others. A girl who is like a well balanced breakfast. She is hot as shit…but still she is smart as shit!

Brenna is a soy bean!

by Shawn July 27, 2003

Nati

Natural Light Beer

All I could afford was was a sixer of Nati.

by Shawn November 6, 2002

fumping

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"

by Shawn May 7, 2005

Jewel

Most talented singer, songwriter, poet, guitar player, artist, inspirational person ever to live.

Jewel is amazing at anything she does.

by Shawn January 25, 2004

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004