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The girl form of jerk
when women speak, they tend to ad "ahh" at the end of words
Jon: Sarah you got a fat butt

Sarah: Jerkaah!
jerkaah by rockinwitweezy October 17, 2009
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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
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jerkawhore 

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.
Get out of my car, jerkawhore!
jerkawhore by Curvy January 5, 2008

jerkathon 

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.
Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!
jerkathon by Chris April 21, 2004

Jerkathon 

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.
I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.
Jerkathon by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015

Jerkaholic 

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.
I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!
Jerkaholic by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014

jerkaholic 

slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.
"I can't believe she feel for that bastard, she is such a jerkaholic!"
jerkaholic by Bec April 5, 2005
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