jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty brown hair and brown eyes. She is absolutely one of the greatest friends u could ask for. She is smart and kind and always Knows where to go next. Jersies typically look best with a josh or a matt. And she some how knows how to pick the most bestest friends ever. A skylar or a Emily. They show her that life is a gift.! If you meet a jersie keep her by your side FOREVER !!!!!!!

Wow jersie is howt she knows how to rock those jeans

I know man is she taken?
No, but I herd she kissed josh last night
Darn I wish I was him

jersie by Sky22sky October 13, 2014

Jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty blonde hair and blue eyes. She is very loving person and a great friend. She looks good with a Matt or josh. If I met a Jersie I would be lucky to have her. She definitely is a keeper.

Jersie is a great friend.

Jersie by Baby boo period November 3, 2019

Jersie 

She is hot and thicc. She is gorgeous with blonde hair and blue eyes. She got that dump truck all the boys want. She the most smexiest girl ever

"She is such a Jersie."-she is hot

Jersie by Shawty389 November 20, 2021

Jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty brown hair and gorg brown eyes. She is usually a female and is a little above average in height. Goes for tall guys and looks best with another J name.

Woah! Jersie is so hot tonight
Friend: Yeah man!

Jersie by flyingwhore November 21, 2021

Jersie 

Very hot and thicc gorgeous girl. She got that dump truck all the boys want. She has beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Hey man, Jersie still looks as hot as ever."

Jersie by Shawty389 November 20, 2021

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

Jersey Stomp 

This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in

my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'

Jersey Stomp by Cockney Sparrow April 12, 2012