From a society of Centaur priests on the planet Pandonia. Is used to describe the ferocity of Human babies dressed in Panda costumes.
That Panda baby is extremely jelk.
by Andrew Holt December 21, 2004
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Get the Jelk mug.The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.
by Gahat May 6, 2016
Get the captain jelk mug.Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.
This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006
Get the jelking mug.Jelko- The act of smoking Happy Shamen Herbs.
If smoking marijuana gets you "high", Happy Shamen Herbs gets you "Jelko". A more intense and energetic "high".
If smoking marijuana gets you "high", Happy Shamen Herbs gets you "Jelko". A more intense and energetic "high".
Jelko
by gouldson July 19, 2010
Get the Jelko mug.It‘s a beautiful name for girls which basically means „the shining“ or „the luminous.“
A rare name and a special person.
A rare name and a special person.
by Lady Shining June 2, 2020
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