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From a society of Centaur priests on the planet Pandonia. Is used to describe the ferocity of Human babies dressed in Panda costumes.
Jelk by Andrew Holt December 21, 2004
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People who love to full send

And drink lots of beer
wow Kyle is so jelk
Jelk by Stefano August 9, 2022
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There was jelk all over in the shower.
Jelk by WydNolly May 23, 2025

captain jelk 

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.
I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk
captain jelk by Gahat May 6, 2016
Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
I use "jelking" to increase my penis size
jelking by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006
Jelko- The act of smoking Happy Shamen Herbs.
If smoking marijuana gets you "high", Happy Shamen Herbs gets you "Jelko". A more intense and energetic "high".
Jelko
Jelko by gouldson July 19, 2010
It‘s a beautiful name for girls which basically means „the shining“ or „the luminous.“

A rare name and a special person.
jelka by Lady Shining June 2, 2020
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