Jelk
From a society of Centaur priests on the planet Pandonia. Is used to describe the ferocity of Human babies dressed in Panda costumes.
Jelk by Andrew Holt December 21, 2004
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Jelk
Jelk
There was jelk all over in the shower.
captain jelk
The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.
captain jelk by Gahat May 6, 2016
jelking
Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.
This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
jelka
It‘s a beautiful name for girls which basically means „the shining“ or „the luminous.“
A rare name and a special person.
A rare name and a special person.
jelka by Lady Shining June 2, 2020
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