Jelk

From a society of Centaur priests on the planet Pandonia. Is used to describe the ferocity of Human babies dressed in Panda costumes.

That Panda baby is extremely jelk.

by Andrew Holt December 21, 2004

Jelk

People who love to full send

And drink lots of beer

wow Kyle is so jelk

by Stefano August 9, 2022

Jelk

Wet sperm

There was jelk all over in the shower.

by WydNolly May 23, 2025

captain jelk

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk

by Gahat May 6, 2016

jelking

Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.

I use "jelking" to increase my penis size

by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006

Jelko

Jelko- The act of smoking Happy Shamen Herbs.
If smoking marijuana gets you "high", Happy Shamen Herbs gets you "Jelko". A more intense and energetic "high".

Jelko

by gouldson July 19, 2010

jelka

It‘s a beautiful name for girls which basically means „the shining“ or „the luminous.“

A rare name and a special person.

Hello Jelka, how are you?
Jelka you are beautiful !

by Lady Shining June 2, 2020