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Jelko- The act of smoking Happy Shamen Herbs.
If smoking marijuana gets you "high", Happy Shamen Herbs gets you "Jelko". A more intense and energetic "high".

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Jelko by gouldson July 19, 2010

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Jelton

Slang for puking.

"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."

Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010

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Jello Baby

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.

Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!

Jello Baby by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012

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Jello Munoz

Cool ass nigga from Idaho, He is the dopest guy to hang out with and he’s always smiling, and a reckless person

Jello Munoz is always doing some crazy shit

Jello Munoz by Willing deez April 15, 2019

Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.

"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"

Turkey Jello by Sacktavious June 7, 2007

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jellooo

another way of greeting someone like "hi" or "hello"
a cuter way of saying hellooo

jellooo anybody home? ^_?

jellooo by primaverabebe February 5, 2010

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jello surfing

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock

Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing

jello surfing by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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