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Jelke 

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Most likely the ugliest person in the friend group. Gets friendzoned all the time. Everyone hates her but they pretend they like her
UGH, there's Jelke. Say her hair looks good or something
Jelke by supp bitch\ June 19, 2020
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Jelke 

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Jelke is the most beautiful girl i know. She may look at first unfriendly but on the inside she’s very sensitive and kind. She’s loyal, funny and always protects you at all costs if Jelke is your friend.
Y: Do you know jelke ?
M: oh sure, I love her. The best person I met!
Jelke by neki.lue August 31, 2021

Jelke 

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Jelke is a weird guy. he hads long, gangly legs and arms like siren head.

Jelke wants to eat you.

He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.

Goodnight
watch out for the Jelke boy. if you stay awake he will eat you right up!
AHHHHHH??!!
Jelke by SilverC January 31, 2021

Jelke 

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Jelke is trash at English and he play roblox and minecraft in calss when the teacher isn't watching
Look over there Jelke is playing Roblox!!!!
Jelke by menamesjeff October 26, 2020

Stop Flipping My Jerker 

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Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

jeleel

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JELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YEAH
WHEN I FEEL LIKE ROLLIN UP IMA SLIDE IN (JELEEL YUH)
jeleel by spiderkai February 16, 2022
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