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jelkmaxing 

The art of stretching your penis by pulling on it in beliefs it’ll be longer
Bro ive been jelkmaxing for months and its still small
jelkmaxing by Peeper of men May 14, 2024
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Jelqmaxing 

Wrapping around your peebis and jorkmaxing while committing cbt to obtain full elongated potential of your pp.
Person 1: I am currently jelqmaxing in Chemistry.
Person 2: K I’ll call you later.
Jelqmaxing by Elben Lord April 5, 2024
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jerkmaxxing

Jerkmaxxing is the act of improving the way you look by maximising the amounts of times you jerk off per day.
An efficient jerkmaxxer will jerk off up to 16-18 times per day.
Jerkmaxxing can build up Jaw muscles, and fix a negative canthal tilt.
Shaniqua : "Damn, playa, you looking good"
Kerinishootah: "Hell yeah, I been Jerkmaxxing."
Shaniqua : "Wow"
jerkmaxxing by thuggeroni August 28, 2023

nelkmaxing 

My buddy jimbo was nelkmaxing at the party last weekend, he woke up in a ditch.
nelkmaxing by Nelkmaxer69 November 13, 2023

jelqmaxxing 

jelqmaxxing is a term used by looksmaxxing community such as edgemaxxing ropemaxxing etc. Jelqmaxxing is an exercise that is supposed to increase ur penis size
User 1 :yo bro do u still edge
User 2: nah i just started jelqmaxxing
jelqmaxxing by dennischr November 22, 2023

Jelqmaxxing 

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔
Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶

jelqmaxxing 

It's like edging but in a different word
I started jelqmaxxing
jelqmaxxing by anonymous January 17, 2024
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