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The art of stretching your penis by pulling on it in beliefs it’ll be longer

Bro ive been jelkmaxing for months and its still small

jelkmaxing by Peeper of men May 14, 2024

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Jelqmaxing

Wrapping around your peebis and jorkmaxing while committing cbt to obtain full elongated potential of your pp.

Person 1: I am currently jelqmaxing in Chemistry.
Person 2: K I’ll call you later.

Jelqmaxing by Elben Lord April 5, 2024

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jerkmaxxing

Jerkmaxxing is the act of improving the way you look by maximising the amounts of times you jerk off per day.
An efficient jerkmaxxer will jerk off up to 16-18 times per day.
Jerkmaxxing can build up Jaw muscles, and fix a negative canthal tilt.

Shaniqua : "Damn, playa, you looking good"
Kerinishootah: "Hell yeah, I been Jerkmaxxing."
Shaniqua : "Wow"

jerkmaxxing by thuggeroni August 28, 2023

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nelkmaxing

Drinking until failure

My buddy jimbo was nelkmaxing at the party last weekend, he woke up in a ditch.

nelkmaxing by Nelkmaxer69 November 13, 2023

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jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing is a term used by looksmaxxing community such as edgemaxxing ropemaxxing etc. Jelqmaxxing is an exercise that is supposed to increase ur penis size

User 1 :yo bro do u still edge
User 2: nah i just started jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing by dennischr November 22, 2023

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Jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔

Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶

Jelqmaxxing by Burger King Moose Ankles November 23, 2023

jelqmaxxing

It's like edging but in a different word

I started jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing by anonymous January 17, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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