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Jelkso by Kei 渓 May 11, 2023
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I just don't understand why women are supposedly so critical of jerkson size. All sizes do the same job, so why can't they be satisfied with what they get?? The guy puts it in, thrusts it around a bit for a time, the jerkson eventually sneezes and the woman eventually gets satisfied and VIOLA! Seriously. And, no, I don't know what the women have to say about it from their perspective since I don't talk with any. Should I care??
Jerkson by antpharm March 6, 2009
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Jelkso jelsson Jerkson Jelko jelks wind Jelson Jelk jerk sock
Latin in Origin/Caribean. The Son of mother Earth. Derives from Herson (Her son) someone stubburn, stong will, determind, Independent and very giving. Humble like a lamb but if provoked will turn into a Lion - visious and heartless.
Very creative with good sence of reality.
The name can sound like Helson, Gelson yelson with a "J" sound.
Jelson by jelsongon July 9, 2010
Jelko- The act of smoking Happy Shamen Herbs.
If smoking marijuana gets you "high", Happy Shamen Herbs gets you "Jelko". A more intense and energetic "high".
Jelko
Jelko by gouldson July 19, 2010
If you can’t cuss jelks makes up for sh*t and f*ck. or just something to say when you mess up.
Vashawn spilled coffee on his phone, jelks.
Jelks by Supergalacticpee May 13, 2021
A nickname for Jackson, when he’s a jerk
Stop being such a jerkson
jerkson by Scronkles October 20, 2019

jelks wind 

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”
Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!
jelks wind by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020
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