The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.
I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk
by Gahat January 24, 2016
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