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A person that tells you an unbelievably long story about something that nobody other than himself has the slightest interest in.

They bore you shitless
"he's doing a jedred"
jedred by couta May 22, 2006
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Jereding 

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.
I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.
Jereding by s geezy July 6, 2010
Related Words

jeudredi 

Jeudi lorsque l'on est en congé le vendredi.
C'est jeudredi!
jeudredi by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallo July 19, 2022
The guy who owns a bunch of dogs. The guy who has boots. The guy who literally lost his left eye.
Jeredy owns boots
a biblical name intended to be the original name of King David's son, Solomon. Jedediah is a wonderful figure who lives life by his own code of giving everything that he can while expecting nothing in return from the world. He embodied generosity as he invests himself to those around him with open ears, kind words, meals, finances, and his time--all of which are precious commodities to all of us. Generosity is how Jedediah shows love and it is felt by those in his life. Though he struggles with having his voice echoed back to him, his voice is powerful thing by which he expressed himself and impacts people in a positive way. Its tone is calming, its content full of life, and his laugh has the capacity to shift the energy of a room--like a whistling kettle on an otherwise quiet night. Connecting with others in genuine ways is Jedediah's passion in life. Very much the protagonist of this story, Jedediah's passion led to an exciting life in which he navigated its many tensions with courage and optimism--staying true to himself and seeing challenges as opportunities to learn and grow from experience.
Jedediah exudes big pp energy.
Jedediah by monganomousotter October 27, 2020
a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch
"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch
Jered by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008
1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already
Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"
Jered by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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