Definitions by couta

couta 

This is where a man (or a chick) puts their index finger and middle finger in the vagina, pinkie in the arse, and thumb on the clit.

Inbetween a shocker and a super shocker

"Later on, i'll try and dish out a couta"

couta by Couta May 22, 2006

jedred 

A person that tells you an unbelievably long story about something that nobody other than himself has the slightest interest in.

They bore you shitless

"he's doing a jedred"

jedred by couta May 22, 2006