jebusq

A very handsome smart man.

Darian is a very jebusq kinda guy

by Crashn February 1, 2023

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Jebus

Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

by Lindsay December 8, 2003

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015

Jebus Crew

N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.

"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"

by Ihavenoclue July 9, 2009

Jebussy

Jesus Pussy.

"Hey man, I went to bible studies and got me some of that sweet sweet Jebussy!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"

by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022

Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 11, 2004