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The absolute best in everything they do except swimming; practically perfect
Why are you so jayrus
jayrus by Sanarang December 27, 2024
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jayrus • Jay Russel • Jairus • Jayus • jaysus • Jarus • Jayzus • jarush • jaymus • jayrhuss
When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.
All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.
jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017
Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.
Jaysus by Desigol November 19, 2004
Indonesian slang for someone who tells a joke so unfunny you can't help laughing.
Sergio thinks we're laughing because he's hilarious, not because he's a jayus.
Jayus by E.M. Lazzarin November 25, 2007
He’s a funny guy, very handsome athletic, and smooth with the ladies, but don’t get on his nerve he can fight
Jarus-the best guy you can get
Jarus by DAREALGEE April 11, 2019

Lard Tunderin Jaysus 

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
Lard Tunderin Jaysus by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
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