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Bald as a cue ball, buff as Schwarzenegger, a god to all the ladies. He's like Jesus, but cooler.
"Wow did you see that guy?"

"yeah, he's Jayzus"
Jayzus by elexxxers March 8, 2017
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n. The African American pronunciation of the name Jesus, often used when singing Gospel music.
"I wanna be like JAYZUS. I wanna be like you..."
Jayzus by Yunaresuka March 1, 2004
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How American Christians in the southern United States pronounce the name of Jesus.
Honey you need to accept Jayzus as your Lord and Savior. He died for your sins. Jayzus loves you. Put down the cigarettes and beer. Let Jayzus into your heart. Let Jayzus take the wheel of your life. Jayzus healed my back pain. Praise Jayzus. Amen!!
Jayzus by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021

Jayzus-busy 

(Irish) Being occupied to a dizzying degree, having many jayzus-irons in the jayzus-fire.
Don't ask me, Miss Frunkish, I am jayzus-busy at the moment.
Jayzus-busy by Potomack October 4, 2021
Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.
Jaysus by Desigol November 19, 2004
Indonesian slang for someone who tells a joke so unfunny you can't help laughing.
Sergio thinks we're laughing because he's hilarious, not because he's a jayus.
Jayus by E.M. Lazzarin November 25, 2007

Lard Tunderin Jaysus 

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
Lard Tunderin Jaysus by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
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