Jaymus

Jaymus is a tall lightskin with black hair. He is very handsome and intelligent. He has a very big dick taller than the Eiffel Tower.

Jaymus you have a huge dick!

Your very handsome Jaymus.
Oh yea jaymus is light-skinned.

by Yeet699 November 27, 2018

jaymus

crazy motherfucker

jaymus finally snapped and took everyone out with him

by anonymouslandmines May 7, 2010

Jaysus

Dublin equivalent of Jesus.

Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.

by Desigol November 19, 2004

Jaymes Fruit

A gourd/fruit with a rather large round base and short stump. This poor mis-shapened fruit is rather obnoxious to compensate for its lack of stump size.

Man that guy is so obnoxious, he is such a jaymes fruit!

by gullllllllll! January 24, 2011

Jayus

Indonesian slang for someone who tells a joke so unfunny you can't help laughing.

Sergio thinks we're laughing because he's hilarious, not because he's a jayus.

by E.M. Lazzarin November 25, 2007

Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

LeBronus Jamus

The greek form of LeBron James

Greek dude: Lebronus Jamus scored 40 points! English dude: ???

by Jus lettin ya know November 1, 2017