jarussi 

When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.

All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.

jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017

Jaruski 

Slang for weed or a joint.

Seth: “James, did you bring the jarsuki?”
James: “Yea, it’s in my bag.”
Or
Seth: “You wanna light up a jaruski?”

Jaruski by Cheech March 18, 2020

White Jamussian 

A white russian made with banana nesquik. Some say the name arose from the Jamaican banana influence and the russians vodka. I think this is a load of old codswallop.... tasty codswallop.

Get in the kitchen and make me a damn white jamussian fool.

White Jamussian by Honky tonk Jamussian November 27, 2006

Jarassic park monkey bike 

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

Jarassic park monkey bike by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010