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Jaymeson 

Jaymeson is a guy that plays baseball and could give a fuck about no one except the people he’s close to. He try’s to be good at school but just can’t. He doesn’t give two shits if someone is mad at him he would just walk away except for the people he’s close to. He’s a stud at baseball he can play other sports to. He can be very loving and be the best boyfriend ever. If u find a jaymeson stay with him because he’s the g.o.a.t🐐🐐
Goddamn that kids good at baseball he must be a jaymeson

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Jaymeson 

Jaymeson is usually a guy who tends to get stuck In the friendzone or the 3rd wheel and is hella cool and can give relationship advice because of being the 3rd wheel
You know Jaymeson, I heard he gave good advice
Jaymeson by Cash 52 March 18, 2019

Frank Jameson 

Dope ass dude from Michigan who is wrongfully smeared as a mental defective by Lawrence Albert Connor. Frank also grows his own pot, and has a rapping career.
“Did you see Frank Jameson’s livestream? He gave shout out to Big Black Nigga Balls HD!”
Frank Jameson by rahal July 29, 2020

Frank Jameson lore 

The history surrounding Frank Jameson's feud with Lawrence Albert Connor and his fake accounts. This feud has been going on for a couple of years on a range of different platforms. Lawrence Albert Connor was exposed to be a pedophile by Frank. Lawrence then proceeded to troll Frank and talk shit about his family like a bitch, hiding behind a screen. In recent events, Lawrence's fake accounts have been making fun of his mother's death. Frank Jameson has given his adress out multiple times so that he can say it to his face but Lawrence is a pussy.
Frank Jameson Lore is longer than FNAF lore

John Jameson 

man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.
In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.
John Jameson by Irish Legend October 15, 2009

Jenna Jameson

Walking Sperm Bank.

'Nuff Said.
Hi! I'm Jenna Jameson, give me ten dollars and I'll swallow your babies !:D

J. Jonah Jameson 

John Jonah Jameson, Jr., the editor in chief at the Daily Bugle and the boss of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

The character has become widely popular after J.K. Simmons's iconic performance as the character in Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.

He is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Marvel Comics characters ever created.
Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."

J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

—Spider-Man (2002)
J. Jonah Jameson by Rā's al Ghul September 23, 2014
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