jayhova

Nickname that Jay-Z sometimes goes by. Associated with the religious sect name Jahova's witnesses. Somestimes shortened to hov.

Jay-Z-Encore - "who you know fresher than hov? riddle me that"

by AndroO January 31, 2005

Janhova

The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.

I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.

Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".

by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

jahovaded

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted

nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.

by grizzledotdotamanizzle July 27, 2009

jahova's witness

The reason I own dogs

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!

by ShaneV January 6, 2008

Jahoval

Jesus's Homie.

That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.

by Kirbyxoo December 8, 2010

Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.

Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.

by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011