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The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.
I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.

Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahovaded 

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted
nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.

jahova's witness 

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
jahova's witness by ShaneV January 6, 2008
That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.
Jahoval by Kirbyxoo December 8, 2010

Jahova's Fitness 

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.
Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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