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Jahoval

That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.
by Kirbyxoo December 8, 2010
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jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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jahovaded

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted
nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.
by grizzledotdotamanizzle July 27, 2009
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jahova's witness

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
by ShaneV January 6, 2008
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Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.
Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.
by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011
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jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.
I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.
by waffle April 8, 2004
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Jahova

(noun) annoying people that interupt you from watching TV
Damn it mom, stop acting like a Jahova, I'll do my homework later.
by Luis January 1, 2005
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