jahovaded 

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted

nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.

jahovaded by grizzledotdotamanizzle July 27, 2009

jahovade 

Verb: To hide quietly inside a house to avoid someone that is at the front door.

Man, my landlord came by earlier without notice, and I had to jahovade him since I was two months behind on rent.

jahovade by trick donkculous July 12, 2014

Jehovahed 

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE

Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)

Jehovahed by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009

jehovahed 

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material

Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed

jehovahed by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007

Jehovahed 

to get wasted, drunk, pissed, paraletic

I got absolutely Jehovahed last night
That man is Jehovahed, he's being sick everywhere

Jehovahed by Definately July 28, 2009