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to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted

nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.

jahovaded by grizzledotdotamanizzle July 27, 2009

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jahovade

Verb: To hide quietly inside a house to avoid someone that is at the front door.

Man, my landlord came by earlier without notice, and I had to jahovade him since I was two months behind on rent.

jahovade by trick donkculous July 12, 2014

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Jehovahed

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE

Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)

Jehovahed by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009

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jehovahed

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material

Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed

jehovahed by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007

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Jehovahed

to get wasted, drunk, pissed, paraletic

I got absolutely Jehovahed last night
That man is Jehovahed, he's being sick everywhere

Jehovahed by Definately July 28, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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