jahovaded

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted

nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.

by grizzledotdotamanizzle July 27, 2009

jahovade

Verb: To hide quietly inside a house to avoid someone that is at the front door.

Man, my landlord came by earlier without notice, and I had to jahovade him since I was two months behind on rent.

by trick donkculous July 12, 2014

Jehovahed

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE

Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)

by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009

jehovahed

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material

Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed

by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007

Jehovahed

to get wasted, drunk, pissed, paraletic

I got absolutely Jehovahed last night
That man is Jehovahed, he's being sick everywhere

by Definately July 28, 2009