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jahovade 

Verb: To hide quietly inside a house to avoid someone that is at the front door.
Man, my landlord came by earlier without notice, and I had to jahovade him since I was two months behind on rent.
jahovade by trick donkculous July 12, 2014
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Jehovahed 

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE
Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)
Jehovahed by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009

jehovahed 

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material
Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed
jehovahed by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007

Jehovahed 

to get wasted, drunk, pissed, paraletic
I got absolutely Jehovahed last night
That man is Jehovahed, he's being sick everywhere
Jehovahed by Definately July 28, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022