Jahova
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jahova's stiffness
An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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jahova's witness
jahova's witness by ShaneV January 6, 2008
Jahova's Fitness
The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.
Jahova's Fitness by Presto_Manifesto May 11, 2011
jahova's witness protection program
This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?
jahova's witness protection program by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016
Jehovah's Fitness
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017
Janhova
The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.
I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.
Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010
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