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Jaundle: The act of molesting someone with Jaundice
“I’m finna jaundle this hoe” “He jaundled me quite well”
jaundle by jaundler1 July 19, 2024
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New Zealand for cheap rubber footwear. See thong word.
Put you jandles on. We're going into town.
jandles by Squidling July 15, 2003
A word used in New Zealand/Aotearoa for a type of footwear...
From the Japanese Sandal...
A thong in Australia
A flipflop in US

Made of rubber.
COMFY!
Dont wear socks with jandles!

"Hi, where did you get those jandles?"

The sand was too hot so she put on her jandles
Jandle by Layla..... July 26, 2005
An talented individual who is extremly protective to those they care for but also extremly cruel and sadistic to those who wrong him or get in their way
Man jaundre is such a great friend yeah but did u hear what happened *insert name here* tried to embarrass him and it did not end well....
Jaundre by Veintras April 27, 2017

"Gee Ye The Jaundies" 

Meaning: "Give You the Jaundice" often used as a sign of disgust. Often having the same meaning as "That would make you sick".
Mark: Look Betty I've Just Eaten this Mouldy Piece of Bread.
Betty: That is Disgusting, That Would "Gee Ye The Jaundies"
A cross between Jont and Waunder, it's JAUNDER!!

To randomly walk wherever you feel like it , usually with friends, when the weather is nice. Who knows where u might end up when you go for a jaunder....
Lets go for a jaunder!
Jaunder by Jenkins.... April 14, 2008

jaundeuce 

When a guy's dick turns greenish-yellow as a result of infection from anal sex.
Idiot: "This girl was sucking me off and ended up cutting my shaft with her teeth. Proceeded to anal, the next day my entire dick was like a jaundice-y greenish yellow color. Turns out, bacteria from her poo got into the open cut and infected my entire johnson."

Guy: "Dude, you got jaundeuce."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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