yes_he_could_be_an_idiot's definitions

jaundeuce

When a guy's dick turns greenish-yellow as a result of infection from anal sex.

Idiot: "This girl was sucking me off and ended up cutting my shaft with her teeth. Proceeded to anal, the next day my entire dick was like a jaundice-y greenish yellow color. Turns out, bacteria from her poo got into the open cut and infected my entire johnson."

Guy: "Dude, you got jaundeuce."

by yes_he_could_be_an_idiot May 5, 2014