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Wang Jangler 

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.
1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"
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key jangler 

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.
This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*
New Zealand for cheap rubber footwear. See thong word.
Put you jandles on. We're going into town.
jandles by Squidling July 15, 2003
You can't just jander on in like that, you need to register first!
jander by keanu2020 June 30, 2019

Biff Jangler 

A biff jangler is the term used to describe an overhanging gut that covers their own genitals (biff).
Fuck me Steve, you see the size of that birds biff jangler? Looks like Pop and Fresh had a fight with a microwave! Vile
Biff Jangler by TinaAndCrumps February 8, 2019
A word used in New Zealand/Aotearoa for a type of footwear...
From the Japanese Sandal...
A thong in Australia
A flipflop in US

Made of rubber.
COMFY!
Dont wear socks with jandles!

"Hi, where did you get those jandles?"

The sand was too hot so she put on her jandles
Jandle by Layla..... July 26, 2005