jaundeuce

When a guy's dick turns greenish-yellow as a result of infection from anal sex.

Idiot: "This girl was sucking me off and ended up cutting my shaft with her teeth. Proceeded to anal, the next day my entire dick was like a jaundice-y greenish yellow color. Turns out, bacteria from her poo got into the open cut and infected my entire johnson."

Guy: "Dude, you got jaundeuce."

by yes_he_could_be_an_idiot May 5, 2014

jaundeuce

When you get a cut on your dick somehow, then you fuck a chick in the butt, and the next day your dick is yellow and green with infection.

"Dude why is your dick that color?"
"Jaundeuce bro... jaundeuce."

by elStv May 5, 2014

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

by mark July 28, 2005

Jauniece

Highly intelligent woman that is respected by many. She is strong, as well as, compassionate, wise, and humble. She has a reserved yet confident mannerism. This lady will prosper in all that she does in life!

Man that girl is the full package! Yeah she is Jauniece for sure!

by Piratestreasure February 5, 2010

jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."

by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008