jaspoo

1. A really awesome person who everyone loooves.
2. A poo that is in the shape of a J
3. A shade of pink

1. Wow, that girl is a real jaspoo!
2. My toilet is clogged with that jaspoo!
3. Jaspoo is my fave colour!

jaspoo by The bumsicles May 11, 2011

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

jasprosesp 

my hottest mutual on tiktok and lovely

very funny will recommend

also very nice i love this mutual with all my heart

you: “bro have you seen jasprosesp they are so hot”

random: “ofc i did idiot”

jasprosesp by zhonglikisser June 13, 2021

japooj

This name means complete obeseity in its finest form

"holy cow thats a huge cow japooj, its almost as big as u"

japooj by japooj follower December 1, 2021

japooties 

Chocolate covered almonds.

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.

japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012

Jasnoor 

If you've ever met a Jasnoor well, she would be very tall. Jasnoor likes to read and she always brightens up a sad face! Jasnoor is always in every friend group, and she never forgets your birthday. Jasnoors are obsessed with Shrek, no matter how many times Shrek cheated on her. Besides all these jokes, she is a very rare friend to find out of 8 billion people.

Person 1: Dude, I think she is a Jasnoor
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because she remembered my birthday.

Jasnoor by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 30, 2022

jasroop 

A very smart intelligent person with a very good personality,handsome, honest and very hardworking. Always achieves what he really wants.

I went out with jasroop

jasroop by Opticfibre.... November 17, 2017