Jarwood

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Someone who has the potential to be cool, but refuses to act upon it. Usually someone who is extremely lame and at times uncool. Although Jarwoods can act really sweet and nice, they can easily be stressed and on edge therefore causing them to be extra lame. Also, Jarwoods tend to act super blonde most of the time, Jarwoods somehow still loved by her peers.

-Hey you wanna go out tonight?

-No i'm going to stay home and watch tv all night with my boyfriend!

-QUIT BEING SUCH A JARWOOD!

- but i'm tired

- Dont be a Jarwood.

Jarwood by bankaskanka69 December 7, 2009

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winter jarwood

a massive asshole

wtf your being such a winter jarwood

winter jarwood by jeikbum August 17, 2022

Related Words

Jarwood • winter jarwood • jarrood • jawoodle • jaywoody • Jazwood • jorwood

jawoodle

A loud raging swearing muppet usually from Straya

That guy right there, now he’s a jawoodle.

jawoodle by HovelHomestead February 1, 2020

jorwood

insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am

"when i woke up my cock was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embarassed to go down stairs to eat breakfast"

jorwood by drew February 7, 2004

Jazwood

Jazwood is a term used to refer to Arabic motion pictures and in general, Arabic language-based entertainment. The word ‘Jaz’ is derived from the Arabic word of Al Jazeera meaning ‘Arabic Peninsula’, however the term Jazwood refers to Arabic entertainment and film industry not limited to a specific suburb, city or country but instead across the Middle East and North Africa (MENA) region.

Mary: "Hey, Is Arabic cinema part of Hollywood or Bollywood?"
Mariam: "Neither, the correct term is Jazwood"
Mary: "Jazwood? what is that?"
Mariam: "Jazwood is simliar to Hollywood but instead for Arabic movies and entertainment."

Jazwood by arabic movie buff March 25, 2013

jaywoody

Best person to be there.
He is always good looking and girls always love him. Mostly great in football and school. He is a person to truly love.

Jaywoody is my crush
Jaywoody is just so handsome and nice

jaywoody by CPCP333 November 20, 2021

jarrood

(Pronounced ja-rude or ja-ROO-d) The better way of saying the male name Jarred

Me: Yo Jarrood can you pass me a pencil?

Jarred: MY NAME IS JARRED NOT JARROOD YOU MORON!

Me: I thing Jarrood is better.

jarrood by Opeope May 29, 2024

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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