jorwood 

insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am

"when i woke up my cock was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embarassed to go down stairs to eat breakfast"

jorwood by drew February 7, 2004

JoWooded 

A JoWooded game is when the publisher doesn't support its developers and the users properly, and release their videogames in the worst shape possible, rendering them totally unplayable because its full of bugs and feels unfinished.
There're a lot of JoWoodeske publishers around the world.

JoWooded also means that a person, most likely a gamer, that got cheated by buying a crappy game that fulfilled none of his/her expectations.

Dude 1: Hey dude, what about Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods, is it worthwhile?
Dude 2: No, it's another JoWooded game, don't ever touch it if you still conserve your dignity.
Dude 1: It's really that bad? Then what about Mistmare?
Dude 2: Nooo, that's another Jowooded game.
Dude 1: But it wasn't published by JW, wasn't it?
Dude 2: No it wasn't, but it's crappy and unplayable as Forsaken Gods.

Another example:
Dude A: Man, I just adquired Dark Void. What a sh*t load of f*ck it is. I'm mad and disappointed.
Dude B: Just got JoWooded.

JoWooded by Argenguy1 September 29, 2010

Jarwood 

Someone who has the potential to be cool, but refuses to act upon it. Usually someone who is extremely lame and at times uncool. Although Jarwoods can act really sweet and nice, they can easily be stressed and on edge therefore causing them to be extra lame. Also, Jarwoods tend to act super blonde most of the time, Jarwoods somehow still loved by her peers.

-Hey you wanna go out tonight?

-No i'm going to stay home and watch tv all night with my boyfriend!

-QUIT BEING SUCH A JARWOOD!

- but i'm tired

- Dont be a Jarwood.

Jarwood by bankaskanka69 December 7, 2009

Jonwoodbury 

The reluctant attempt to tongue an asshole during foreplay ending in shame when your friends find out.

He Jonwoodbury’d that chick and she got up and left. I can’t believe he told his friends…what a bitch!

Jonwoodbury by Jonwoodbury April 4, 2024

winter jarwood 

a massive asshole

wtf your being such a winter jarwood

winter jarwood by jeikbum August 17, 2022