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Someone who has the potential to be cool, but refuses to act upon it. Usually someone who is extremely lame and at times uncool. Although Jarwoods can act really sweet and nice, they can easily be stressed and on edge therefore causing them to be extra lame. Also, Jarwoods tend to act super blonde most of the time, Jarwoods somehow still loved by her peers.
-Hey you wanna go out tonight?

-No i'm going to stay home and watch tv all night with my boyfriend!

-QUIT BEING SUCH A JARWOOD!

- but i'm tired

- Dont be a Jarwood.
Jarwood by bankaskanka69 December 7, 2009
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winter jarwood 

wtf your being such a winter jarwood
winter jarwood by jeikbum August 17, 2022
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jawoodle 

A loud raging swearing muppet usually from Straya
That guy right there, now he’s a jawoodle.
jawoodle by HovelHomestead February 1, 2020
insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am
"when i woke up my cock was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embarassed to go down stairs to eat breakfast"
jorwood by drew February 7, 2004
Jazwood is a term used to refer to Arabic motion pictures and in general, Arabic language-based entertainment. The word ‘Jaz’ is derived from the Arabic word of Al Jazeera meaning ‘Arabic Peninsula’, however the term Jazwood refers to Arabic entertainment and film industry not limited to a specific suburb, city or country but instead across the Middle East and North Africa (MENA) region.
Mary: "Hey, Is Arabic cinema part of Hollywood or Bollywood?"
Mariam: "Neither, the correct term is Jazwood"
Mary: "Jazwood? what is that?"
Mariam: "Jazwood is simliar to Hollywood but instead for Arabic movies and entertainment."
Jazwood by arabic movie buff March 25, 2013

jaywoody 

Best person to be there.
He is always good looking and girls always love him. Mostly great in football and school. He is a person to truly love.
Jaywoody is my crush
Jaywoody is just so handsome and nice
jaywoody by CPCP333 November 20, 2021
(Pronounced ja-rude or ja-ROO-d) The better way of saying the male name Jarred
Me: Yo Jarrood can you pass me a pencil?

Jarred: MY NAME IS JARRED NOT JARROOD YOU MORON!

Me: I thing Jarrood is better.
jarrood by Opeope May 29, 2024
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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