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When a guy plays you.
OMG I can't believe he just pulled a Jarker on you !!
jarker by Chooon June 24, 2016
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Stop Flipping My Jerker 

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles
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Jakeria usually describes a beautiful, all-around perfect girl. They are smart, kind, funny, and sweet. They are super cute, with an infectious smile. You can fall in love very easy with one. They can usually have a rough outer shell full of attitude, but have a very sensitive, loving heart in the inside.
1. Jakeria is so beautiful and funny, you can’t help but to love her.

2. She Jakeria is so fun to be around.

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.
"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.
Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.
Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.
Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018

friend jacker 

One who leaches on to your friends through you, distances themselves from you, but still tries to stays friends with all your friends.
I told that bitch never to call me again, but she's still blowing up all my homegirls' cellies, actin like they still tight. I shoulda known that ho was a no good friend jacker.
friend jacker by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Fake Jacker

A trend hopper, a wave rider, someone who doesn't form their own opinion and follows the hype. Someone who reps something without fully knowing/experiencing it just for the approvement of others.
Person 1: Have you heard of the anime lain?
Person 2: Yeah! I watched it and its a 9/10!
Person 1: What the fuck? Lain is dogshit! What did you like so much about it?
Person 2: Well... I-I- saw it on tik-tok and uhh-uhh.... well I liked the uhh... THE ATMOSPHERE!
Person 1: What? Why are you fake jacking it? Fucking fake jacker! How can you not name 1 thing you like from a 9/10 series?!

This person is a fake jacker because they saw how popular Lain was on tiktok and followed the hype and said it was good, when in fact they didnt' really like nor understand the show and are only liking it for the approval of others.
Fake Jacker by BellyBuster4k September 28, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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